LAUGH AND LEARN

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At a social gathering, while people were gathered and mingling, suddenly there was a strange sound and mist on the stage and when the mist was cleared, behold it was the devil, and everyone began to run away from the social hall except for a woman who sat tight on the front row and this conversation ensued:
Devil: woman! Don’t you know who I am?
Woman: of course I should.
Devil:  if you know who I am, why didn’t you flee like the rest?
Woman: why should I flee? Seeing I’ve been married to your younger brother for 30 years now.
Yes, this just showed how some families are, a family where the wife regards her husband as the devil and the husbands thinks his wife is a witch, family where the man beats and abuses his wife and the wife never stops nagging and cursing the husband. Families where the husbands cheat and wives pay them back by committing adulteries.
You wonder why your husband ever keeps behaving like the devil and why your wife ever keeps acting like a witch when you were busy calling him devil and her witch.
Life gives to us what we call out of it. If you call witchcraft out of your wife then don’t be perturbed if she keeps behaving thus and if you call devil out of your husband don’t be surprised to see him act wickedly to you.
God told Adam to give name to things and whatsoever name he gives to things becomes the name those things would bear and function in accordance to the definition of their names. yes, things take the name and functions of whatsoever we call and name them; if you see goodness and call your wife/husband good names he/she will begin to behave thus.
If your family is in shamble, you can change that today; God gave you your mouth not to add salt to the injury but to cure it. Start today by calling your spouse the name you would want them to bear to you. Keep calling him/her sweet-heart; if he/she doesn’t sweeten your heart today, he/she would tomorrow.
Never give you saying positive things about your spouse.
God bless you
Pastor Promise Ikpe
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